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Jan. 4
Wednesdays are perfectically great days cuz we get snacks and ice cream. I hate the last place I was at. The teachers were all meanies! It was just study, study, study, and there wasn't no ice cream. I love, love, love it here.
Jan. 10
There was an important rule made today. Everyone must write a diary, get health checkups, and we ain't allowed outside by ourselves. It's good we don't hafta go to school. I don't wanna go and get picked on for my old clothes. Specially not by the guy that used to wear them.
Jan. 16
The orphanage director is coming today, so I'ma gonna wear my most favoritest checkered blue outfit.
The director is tall.
The director has a mustache.
The directory is a policeman.